Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got hit by a flying fridge
Why did the bird fall of the ledge? Because it was dead
Why did the frog lie down on the road and die next to the other frog? He wanted to be flat mates
There was a blonde a brunette and a red head and they were fighting for their lives. The red head said if I die I will miss you adn let go of the bar, the brunette said if I die you can have my cmputer and let go and the blonde said why are we all falling I will go check and come back and tell you so she let go of the bar that was hanging over a cliff.
What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are farmers
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing. He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”
Fatty and skinny were in bed, fatty rolled over and kinny was dead!
Fatty and skinny went up in a rocket fatty came down with shit in his pocket!
Fatty and skinny were in the gardon fatty let gas and skinny said pardon?
Fatty and skinny went out to play fatty let gas and skinny flew away
